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  • bravebrain
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    Two balls rolled down the streets.
    Hold on, said one to the other.
    Is this safe, he asked.
    Sure, said the other.

    Inside he was all nervous.
    Stop!

    He had shouted that in panic.
    Isn't this the top of a hill, he asked.
    Downhill from now on, for sure, he got as reply.
    Downhill would be too fast and dangerous!
    Enough, the brave ball said.
    Note the nice lake at the bottom, he added calmly.

    SPAM!
    PAMS!
    AMPS!
    MAPS!

    It wasn't pretty, that strange sight…
    Not so bloated no more, that ball.

    Cars are faster than balls like to think.
    All to sudden that creepy blast.
    Smashed like an egg and not so brave and bloated.
    Evil knows no sympathy for round toys.

    You talked him into this, the officer asked the wimping ball.
    Oh no, I didn't even wanna go there, the ball replied.
    Unfortunately he just wouldn't listen, he said.

    Why were you there anyway, was the next question he got.
    Everybody else stayed at the playground, right?
    Right, but kids kicked us far far away, said the ball.
    Exactly where, I don't know…

    Well son, the officer said, I believe you.
    Officer Flattire will take you home now.
    No thanks, I think I'll roll alone a bit.
    Don't get any bad ideas, the officer said in a demanding voice.
    Every bad experience has something to teach us, you know.
    Right to bounce like Yoda, I have, the ball replied.
    Indeed, but stay low anyway.
    No worries, I've never been that good at bouncing anyway.
    Good night, he told the officer, and rolled on to find a new playground.
    !!!

    Well, that's it for today's pointless thinking and wasting of time.
    The hidden message should be obvious by now :P

    bravebrain
    Member
    Post count: 78

    Two balls rolled down the streets.
    Hold on, said one to the other.
    Is this safe, he asked.
    Sure, said the other.

    Inside he was all nervous.
    Stop!

    He had shouted that in panic.
    Isn't this the top of a hill, he asked.
    Downhill from now on, for sure, he got as reply.
    Downhill would be too fast and dangerous!
    Enough, the brave ball said.
    Note the nice lake at the bottom, he added calmly.

    SPAM!
    PAMS!
    AMPS!
    MAPS!

    It wasn't pretty, that strange sight…
    Not so bloated no more, that ball.

    Cars are faster than balls like to think.
    All to sudden that creepy blast.
    Smashed like an egg and not so brave and bloated.
    Evil knows no sympathy for round toys.

    You talked him into this, the officer asked the wimping ball.
    Oh no, I didn't even wanna go there, the ball replied.
    Unfortunately he just wouldn't listen, he said.

    Why were you there anyway, was the next question he got.
    Everybody else stayed at the playground, right?
    Right, but kids kicked us far far away, said the ball.
    Exactly where, I don't know…

    Well son, the officer said, I believe you.
    Officer Flattire will take you home now.
    No thanks, I think I'll roll alone a bit.
    Don't get any bad ideas, the officer said in a demanding voice.
    Every bad experience has something to teach us, you know.
    Right to bounce like Yoda, I have, the ball replied.
    Indeed, but stay low anyway.
    No worries, I've never been that good at bouncing anyway.
    Good night, he told the officer, and rolled on to find a new playground.
    !!!

    Well, that's it for today's pointless thinking and wasting of time.
    The hidden message should be obvious by now :P

    knockout
    Member
    Post count: 53

    BraveBrain wrote:

    Two balls rolled down the streets.
    Hold on, said one to the other.
    Is this safe, he asked.
    Sure, said the other.

    Inside he was all nervous.
    Stop!

    He had shouted that in panic.
    Isn't this the top of a hill, he asked.
    Downhill from now on, for sure, he got as reply.
    Downhill would be too fast and dangerous!
    Enough, the brave ball said.
    Note the nice lake at the bottom, he added calmly.

    SPAM!
    PAMS!
    AMPS!
    MAPS!

    It wasn't pretty, that strange sight…
    Not so bloated no more, that ball.

    Cars are faster than balls like to think.
    All to sudden that creepy blast.
    Smashed like an egg and not so brave and bloated.
    Evil knows no sympathy for round toys.

    You talked him into this, the officer asked the wimping ball.
    Oh no, I didn't even wanna go there, the ball replied.
    Unfortunately he just wouldn't listen, he said.

    Why were you there anyway, was the next question he got.
    Everybody else stayed at the playground, right?
    Right, but kids kicked us far far away, said the ball.
    Exactly where, I don't know…

    Well son, the officer said, I believe you.
    Officer Flattire will take you home now.
    No thanks, I think I'll roll alone a bit.
    Don't get any bad ideas, the officer said in a demanding voice.
    Every bad experience has something to teach us, you know.
    Right to bounce like Yoda, I have, the ball replied.
    Indeed, but stay low anyway.
    No worries, I've never been that good at bouncing anyway.
    Good night, he told the officer, and rolled on to find a new playground.
    !!!

    Well, that's it for today's pointless thinking and wasting of time.
    The hidden message should be obvious by now :P

    Not bad…you must be into poetry.

    bravebrain
    Member
    Post count: 78

    KnockOut wrote:

    BraveBrain wrote:

    Two balls rolled down the streets.
    Hold on, said one to the other.
    Is this safe, he asked.
    Sure, said the other.

    Inside he was all nervous.
    Stop!

    He had shouted that in panic.
    Isn't this the top of a hill, he asked.
    Downhill from now on, for sure, he got as reply.
    Downhill would be too fast and dangerous!
    Enough, the brave ball said.
    Note the nice lake at the bottom, he added calmly.

    SPAM!
    PAMS!
    AMPS!
    MAPS!

    It wasn't pretty, that strange sight…
    Not so bloated no more, that ball.

    Cars are faster than balls like to think.
    All to sudden that creepy blast.
    Smashed like an egg and not so brave and bloated.
    Evil knows no sympathy for round toys.

    You talked him into this, the officer asked the wimping ball.
    Oh no, I didn't even wanna go there, the ball replied.
    Unfortunately he just wouldn't listen, he said.

    Why were you there anyway, was the next question he got.
    Everybody else stayed at the playground, right?
    Right, but kids kicked us far far away, said the ball.
    Exactly where, I don't know…

    Well son, the officer said, I believe you.
    Officer Flattire will take you home now.
    No thanks, I think I'll roll alone a bit.
    Don't get any bad ideas, the officer said in a demanding voice.
    Every bad experience has something to teach us, you know.
    Right to bounce like Yoda, I have, the ball replied.
    Indeed, but stay low anyway.
    No worries, I've never been that good at bouncing anyway.
    Good night, he told the officer, and rolled on to find a new playground.
    !!!

    Well, that's it for today's pointless thinking and wasting of time.
    The hidden message should be obvious by now :P

    Not bad…you must be into poetry.

    Either that or really serious about my spam

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